"The fires will make fantastic evening news. All they gotta do is say that these otherwise upstanding denizens might be molesting chirren."
Seriously, if Saint Peter himself owned a pre-ban Lower and some sears the F-troop would try to tell the public the guy was running a meth lab.
I am calling out the F-troops as pansy @ssed sissys. If they are tough enough to incinerate women and children in an open field, what is holding them back from N'Awlins?
A little muddy water should never slow down a he-man from acquiring a good MOA on women and children. Understanding that the shimmer off of the water makes for a small challenge. But hey, center of mass on an infant or an elderly woman does not dodge around much.