From the interbet shall a troll arise
The younger of the two being Almortois
Great shall be the grieving
The kitties play before zot reigns
Now I'll make fun of St. Malachy;
In the troll persecution of Free Republic
There will come Alma the Younger
The Kitties will lead him though many tribulations
After which the dreadful Mod will stune his beeber,
and this stupid thread will be zot