[righttackle44]

Kathleen Blanco Crisis Management Manual.

When a crisis strikes, implement the following:

1. Cry, weep and deny, deny, deny that it's your fault.
(12 Steps is VERY familiar with this step and encounters
it in members often.)

2. Scream and hollar, run and shout, shake and cry and run about.

[najida]

Don't forget,
sputter, stutter and use more and more inappropriate words in sentences to the point you sound like you need Thorazine.