I had one. I was reinstalling Xp after a major hardware upgrade. It would not install due to there being too many hardware changes. An India help desk operator was able to get me a new install code and I was back in business.
CQ? CQ?
C: "My new computer won't start."
IHD: "Reinstalling your C compiler, fix the problem will."
C: "Ahhh.... and how can I do that if it won't start?"
I suppose there are some who are competent, but if even half of them were were, companies wouldn't be trying to give them a mid-western "accent".