We've started our search yesterday for this person." Stated an official with the Kerry Campaign who wished to remain anonymous, "However, I have to tell you, I think Kerry went overboard on this one. I could possibly find a midget black Hispanic woman, but Jewish too? I don't know about that. We've placed ads everywhere including the Internet. If you know of anyone, please send us an email at politicallycorrect@kerrydoesnothaveachance.com. We certainly appreciate it
We could find a Black conservative Judge and ask her if she would do us a favor and change her religious preference to Jewish. She does not have to change her eating habits, but I could show her how to make a mean Chicken and Matzoh ball soup that she could tell everyone was Chicken and Dumplings. It has worked for me when I have served it to real southern Country Folk.