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Jack Cafferty on CNN blaming all this on the war in Iraq...as usual.

Jack Cafferty doesn't think America is capable of defending ourselves against terrorists and rebuilding at the same time. Jack Cafferty isn't the President of the United States.

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Jack Cafferty needs to change his attitude; until he does, I change the channel. He's like an Andy Rooney clone or a snippy old small-town gossip.

In fact, whenever I see him, I imagine him in a floral dress with a starched lace collar and knee-high stockings, pressed powder on his face, a little rouge on his cheeks and a "pocketbook" on his elbow.

I feel much better about Jack Cafferty when I think about him like that....oh, yeah, I forgot - I also imagine he's wearing granny shoes and granny panties and wearing some floral scent that is absolutely overwhelming and smells like "old lady."

Photoshoppers: Is there anyone who can do an image for me? All in good fun, of course.