Ok - I'm howling - they want people to OFFER HOUSING! Huh??? Any FReepers wanna sign up for that??
I guess I gotta keep checking back to see where she's gonna be. I'm gonna have to really twist an arm of my hubby to get him to let me stay home Sat. for a little bit.
"Hello, losers. The backyard's yours, and the portapotties are only a buck a visit. Oh, and don't mind the pit bull, he only bites people who hate America."
Or, better yet, receive them warmly, and serve them brownies with ex-lax. Then charge them a buck to use the portapotty. Nah...five bucks.