"It's downtown Baghdad," the housewife said. "It's insane. I've wanted to come here for 10 years. I thought this was a sophisticated city. I guess not."
Oh sure, Denise, like they wouldn't be looting in Philadelphia, cradle of fine manners and decorum.
Guess Denise never saw pictures of the French Quarter during Mardi Gras either!
Of course not. In Philadelphia the starving gentry would be queuing patiently outside the stores smoking pipes and telling each other high brow anecdotes.
LOL, maybe they would, but there would already be some dead looters, guaranteed.