[Honorary Serb]

International officials in Bosnia and Kosovo — which both have large Muslim population and foreign troops deployed as peacekeepers — say they have no evidence of Al Qaeda presence, but are closely monitoring the situation.

I know nothing! Sgt. Schultz.

[Kenny Bunk]

say they have no evidence of Al Qaeda presence, but are closely monitoring the situation

I have no idea why you are so suspicious. The Kosovar Albanians, and their brothers throughout the Greater Albania*, are a warm and friendly bunch, with many quaint and colorful customs.

These charming rustic folk are our allies, Serb, and I will not hear a word against them. Besides they come in darn handy, say if you want to know where a stolen vehicle is, or need tips on brothel management. They're good boys to have around if you need an old Orthodox church or monastery torn down, or a kidnapping attended to, as well.

*Greater Albania extends from Vladivostock in the East to Toledo, Ohio in the West, and from Iceland to Buenos Aires.