If he were doing sports... he'd be Howard Cossell
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT COMPARISON!
Ok, who's got the Vegas line on the EXACT time totally loses any sanity he has left, and actually gives "Katrina" life.... Something like,
"KATRINA!!! THIS GARGANTUAN, ALMOST ELEPHANTINE, COLOSSAL, B*TCH... SHREDDING BODIES AS IF THEY'D BEEN CAUGHT IN A TURBINE... THROWING VEHICLES, SMALL APARTMENT BUILDINGS AND PERHAPS.... EVEN SMALL CHILDREN (WHO'S PARENTS FORGOT THAT THEY WERE LEFT IN THE CAR) HEAVING THEM, IN FACT LAUNCHING THEM, IN A MANNER ONLY SEEN WHEN STEROID-RIDDEN, OLYMPIAN JAVELIN COMPETITORS ARE AT THE VERY PINNACLE OF THEIR SPORT!! MY GOD, MY GOD!! WHO CAN STOP HER!!! WHO I ASK YOU????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!