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If this proposal goes forward, some fortunate bureaucrat will get the happy job of enforcing it.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

1 posted on 08/27/2005 9:51:23 AM PDT by Mike Bates
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And who is the final word on 'pretty legs'?


2 posted on 08/27/2005 9:52:29 AM PDT by RedBeaconNY (Vous parlez trop, mais vous ne dites rien.)
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Well nobody likes starring at hairy legs in a mini skirts.


3 posted on 08/27/2005 9:52:55 AM PDT by Petey139
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What about exposed, ample bellies above hip-hugger jeans?

We need the gubmint to address EVERY fashion outrage.

7 posted on 08/27/2005 10:01:00 AM PDT by NoControllingLegalAuthority
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To: Mike Bates
If this proposal goes forward, some fortunate bureaucrat will get the happy job of enforcing it.

Of course, they could get someone that would be immune to the obvious pressure that could be brought to bear on this official. Say, Helen Thomas?

10 posted on 08/27/2005 10:01:54 AM PDT by thulldud (It's bad luck to be superstitious.)
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To: Mike Bates

Has anyone ever been to Budapest? I've been on several occasions. All I can say about the women are - WOW!


13 posted on 08/27/2005 10:03:58 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Liberalism cannot survive in a free and open society.)
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To: Mike Bates
Fat chicks in mini-skirts

:-}

14 posted on 08/27/2005 10:04:07 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... "To remain silent when they should protest makes cowards of men." -- THOMAS JEFFERSON)
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To: Mike Bates; aculeus; general_re; hellinahandcart; Thinkin' Gal
... also seeking to ban skirts that are shorter than 2-3 centimetres (about one inch) above the knee.

Only women with pretty legs may wear miniskirts, and they can't either.

19 posted on 08/27/2005 10:06:35 AM PDT by dighton
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Miniskirts only for women with pretty legs???

This is HUGH!!!

Are you SERIES?????

22 posted on 08/27/2005 10:08:48 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (What do you like best about your life?)
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To: Mike Bates

Pretty legs and under 40. I'm over 40, have great legs (I'm a runner) but I still look stupid in a short skirt. The rest of me is too old to pull off the look.


32 posted on 08/27/2005 10:59:21 AM PDT by meowmeow (Meow! Meow!)
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35 posted on 08/27/2005 11:22:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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