NUN-SENSE and NONSENSE

The Morning Paper | 08/25/05 | vanity

[genefromjersey]

NUN-SENSE, and NONSENSE

Taipei: Taiwan has withdrawn one of its anti-AIDS campaign ad posters, following protests from the island’s small Roman Catholic population.

The posters showed a smiling nun – holding a condom with both hands,and saying “ Although I don’t need one, even I know enough to use one.”

(They might have had second thoughts if they’d read the next report )

Brussels : A Belgian nun’s “acrobatic and indecorous dancing” with a missionary,during Catholic World Youth Day – at a festival attended by the the Pope and some 700,000 of the faithful – has drawn her a sharp reprimand from her Mother Superior.

The 29 year-old nun was photographed – in considerable detail – by one of the local newspapers : being lifted into the air by the missionary ; then clinging to him with her legs wrapped around his body.

“…I get carried away by the enthusiasm of the group “, the nun admitted.

( Actually, if the next item gets to be a trend , who would need condoms ?)

Amsterdam: A new TV network plans to air a program called : “ I want your child ----and nothing else.”

The producers plan to visit potential sperm donors , and – on camera – decide which of the men is “most suitable”.

Afterwards, a spokeswoman for the show says, “there will be artificial insemination.”

Wow ! Talk about romantic ! I feel inspired to write a theme song !

I just want to have your baby-

Maybe;

But I don’t want you to be

Too close to precious me !

Just give me a sample:

That’s ample ;

And later when the lights are low –

Politely go.

Cause I don’t want you close-

You’re much too adipose -

No, I don’t want you close

To me !

(Just leave your sample------ )

But don’t you dare get close

To mee-e-e-e-e-e !

[coconutt2000]

A nun swing dancing?

[sgtbono2002]

When Nuns wore habits these things didnt happen.