[rhombus]

Here's my reasons...
1) The sound is always too loud and too booming - reality doesn't sound that way.
2) I get tired of watching fat people eat too much food.
3) Too many people talk through movies (when they are crunching on pop corn).
4) The floor is sticky.
5) Movie theaters have become daycare centers for teens (since they have no where else to go).
5) Holllywood leftists being obsessed with themselves and their own opinions have made every movie some sort of political statement which is applauded by the ignorant under-educated who spend too much time watching movies.

[Doc Savage]

You forgot...........

1. Outrageous prices for popcorn, drinks and candy!

2. Interminable pre-preview advertising!

3. Previews that go on forever and ever!

4. Unruly children!

5. The Will Rogers Institute shill!

[NewHampshireDuo]

don't forget the gum under the seats, and the people right behind you in the next row constantly kicking your seat.