I'm a Zitiist myself, of the Reformed Missouri Synod branch of Zitiism.
All I can say, is the great collander will decide which of us is right. I can say I have strayed and found comfort with Ziti, elbow, and yes even macaroni. But the Angel Hair always brings me back to the one True Rotini, glistening with extra virgins and attended by Balsamics. It is a sight to behold.
DK