Let me see, how does it go?
1. I love you
2. This won't hurt a bit
3. The check is in the mail
4. I was just going to call you
5. Of course I'll respect you in the morning
6. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you
7. We're *really* going to stop illegals this time
(yeah, I know I left one out, don't want my post pulled, after all)
I think a lot of us know that feeling.