The only good snake is a worn snake....
The only good snake's a dead snake, is what I say.
So my daughters were 7 and 2 playing in the backyard, and my hubby caught a little snake that we've seen alot of in the backyard, and he called the nature center to inquire about its identity.
And the man at the nature center asked: "Is the snake in any danger?"
Not to worry about my daughters, the idiot!