LOL. I've met some creepy lying jerks in my life...in fact, I'd consider them top notch creepy lying jerks. Some of the best. So...good luck with that. It's a crowded field.
Honestly, I hope that you are successful in your pursuit of happiness. Whatever that may be.
In case you haven't guessed, one of my pursuits is not be0 763 ng too serious. In any case, one of the best intros to a very goodlooking young woman, I have found, is to admit up front that I am 'a jerk and a liar.'
Sometimes I say "I'm a liar and a coward."
Never fails in getting them laughing. Once you have a gal laughing (provided it's not AT you), it's a good start. :-)
In other words, it's all talk!