Queen Cindy sez, "Peel me a grape..."
Posted on 08/22/2005 7:48:02 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
Queen Cindy sez, "Peel me a grape..."
Not a Texas flag, there's two stars.
I see two stars.
I worked my feet to death in high-end women's retail throughout the early to mid 80's while in college. The shoes then were killers, four-inch, narrow heeled, pointy-toed pumps that squeezed my feet like a vise. Sure looked great with my size 4 tailored suit though. LOL
8 to 10 hour days on my feet in those torture shoes took their toll and I'm paying for it today.
I just can't quite picture Cindy in that mode of fashion for some reason.
It's good she has Garfunkle to give 'em a good rub.
And no, my feet will NEVER reach the national media. Young children need their rest unoccupied with disturbing images!
Nope, no American flag. It's the Lone Star. And I should know. I have them all over the place.
Now the bitch has really pissed me off. First she insults my nation, now she insults my state.
STAY THE HELL OUT OF TEXAS, CINDY. WE DON'T WANT YOU.
I see red and white stripes. It could be an American flag but judging from the size of the stars, it would have be a big one.
You sure that's not another star under Capt. Kangaroo's right armpit?
My word. What a pathetic duo. Ir is no wonder that the boy left home. White trash parents. Desecrating the flag, trash on the floor, the guy needs a cleanup, shine his shoes, probably needs a shower and a little deodorant. Then clorox his hands after messing with ring-worm infested feet.
My mom was (still is for that matter) a contemporary dancer and I do Highland and Scottish Country, so our feet aren't in bad shape (other than spreading a little because of her dancing barefoot and my essentially dancing barefoot (just an unsoled single thickness leather slipper)).
But ballet dancers have the worst looking feet in the business, and I've seen plenty of them. They make Cindy's feet look like marvels of beauty . . . but they make a point of concealing their feet from prying eyes, not showing them off for the world.
I haven't seen size 4 since I was 10 years old, though. < g >
Maybe we could get a medium... we could use the sledge-o-matic. I've got plastic and I want a front-row seat.
You know...I bet this was how the Manson Family got started.
God Forbid if there's an actual fetish he has along with that skill.
Brown Bag... Brown Bag....stat
When is her mother gonna tell her she's dying just because she wants to get AWAY from her?
Anathema!
Tell me they're not using the flag as a end table cover.
LOL. I like the pillow under the couch effect. Very "shabby chic".
Pardon me if this has been posted here already. I guess this guy is a professional going by the name of Mr. Foot Massager.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1468666/posts
Just Ewww!
ROFL! Looks like Dennis Rodman's feet.
What?... I saw a picture.
No comment.
Yep, about 3 months ago...he called Imus about a job or something... it was hilarious.
Nothing about that guy says hard to me.
Maybe he'll hook her up with some granola or something.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Maybe its Abbie Hoffman's old shirt.
LOLOL
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