There is nothing neat or cool or awesome about death. Death is what it is. Final. You don't play stupid games with it. the price is so damn high!!! It does not matter to the dead but it damn sure matters to those left behind.
Lighten up. You made the "rump-rangered in prison" in error, I presume, to the wrong person. If you truly meant it against "the invisible hand", then you need to take a few breaths and relax.