[Kenny Bunk]

Dear Joe,

Never commit the main body of your breakfast force without:
(a) Adequate artillery preparation
(b)Having arranged for air support
(c)Making sure you have a clear plan and route for withdrawal.

Of course, it would have been good to know whether or not the "seven muscular drunks" and their debutante dates were themselves armed.

So, next time you're a-hankering for some breakfast at 4:30AM, send out a patrol first, mark the location with a white phosophorus rocket, call in some 105, pin down the kitchen staff with SAW and outflank their main body with the rest of your squad.

So you want home fries or grits with that?

Joe, never eat breakfast again without checking with your superiors.
I also notice you are overdue for your annual fitness evaluation.

[corlorde]

Eat that meal in the prone with your kevlar on, buddy up! One eats, the other pulls security.

[CholeraJoe]

LOL!

[thecabal]

Dear Joe, Never commit the main body of your breakfast force without:
(a) Adequate artillery preparation
(b)Having arranged for air support
(c)Making sure you have a clear plan and route for withdrawal.

Of course, it would have been good to know whether or not the "seven muscular drunks" and their debutante dates were themselves armed.

So, next time you're a-hankering for some breakfast at 4:30AM, send out a patrol first, mark the location with a white phosophorus rocket, call in some 105, pin down the kitchen staff with SAW and outflank their main body with the rest of your squad.

So you want home fries or grits with that?

Joe, never eat breakfast again without checking with your superiors. I also notice you are overdue for your annual fitness evaluation.

Holy Crap! You just made me spray milk out of my nose. Best comment I've seen in a long time. You sir win the Intarweb! :P

I'm glad some people still know how to use sarcasm properly.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL!

[T Minus Four]

Dear Joe,

Never commit the main body of your breakfast force without: (a) Adequate artillery preparation (b)Having arranged for air support (c)Making sure you have a clear plan and route for withdrawal.

Of course, it would have been good to know whether or not the "seven muscular drunks" and their debutante dates were themselves armed.

So, next time you're a-hankering for some breakfast at 4:30AM, send out a patrol first, mark the location with a white phosophorus rocket, call in some 105, pin down the kitchen staff with SAW and outflank their main body with the rest of your squad.

So you want home fries or grits with that?

Joe, never eat breakfast again without checking with your superiors.

I also notice you are overdue for your annual fitness evaluation.

Hey Kenny, this has got to be my favorite post of the week! You rock!