[dufekin]

Converting Liberal-ese to English requires changing "won" to "lost." Remember, liberals love the United States Senate, where whichever party [Democrats] embraces the philosophy of the stop sign and the agenda of the roadblock can win automatically if their opponents [Republicans] advance their ideas on all issues (domestic and foreign) but fail to carry more than 60% of the electorate (including registered nonvoters).

[michaelbfree]

Liberals are like Muslims - it's alright to lie if you aren't lying to one of the other faithful.