"Beware the insideous influence of sandals. They are like Communists, slow and stealthy. One day you are a comfortable conservative in sandals but before you know it you discover that you are protesting against Bush, smoking dope, playing a guitar, and singing kumbaya with a bunch of hippies."
I confess that I play a little guitar and am upset with Pres. Bush on a few issues already. No way the dope will happen. But I may sing Kumbaya with a cute hippie chick if I thought it might get me in her good graces. ;-)
Some of them do look like they have "good graces". Others might as well be guys.