[goldstategop]

I wear sandals - not flip-flops. Even thought I wear Birkenstocks, I am not a dyed pony-tailed maggot infested, dope-smoking liberal hippy.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[ElkGroveDan]

You know I picked up a pair of leather sandals at Costco for the heck of it last month and I totally love them. They're great for hanging around on a Saturday. My wife says that when I wear them with my new reading glasses I look like one of those phony "intellectual" types.

[Pirogue Captain]

"I wear sandals"




Me too. Almost every day...

[359Henrie]

Hey, Birkenstocks are comfy, just hard to extract out of a hippies ass, no back strap ya know.

[m3d1um]

this guy is just a clumsy fat guy with no motor skills.

[Polybius]

Even thought I wear Birkenstocks....

Doctor holding a pair of Birkenstocks and talking to female patient:

"I'm all out of birth-control pills but I can offer you a pair of these."

[RazorGhost]

FLIP FLOPPER!!

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Beware the insideous influence of sandals. They are like Communists, slow and stealthy. One day you are a comfortable conservative in sandals but before you know it you discover that you are protesting against Bush, smoking dope, playing a guitar, and singing kumbaya with a bunch of hippies.

You have been warned. :-)