"Is this Heaven?"
"No, this is Iowa."
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Posted on 08/16/2005 6:20:44 PM PDT by Hand em their arse
I may need to consult on this one with my good friend, Onyx, with regards to this request... However, I can assure you I will give it my best shot and post when finished, sound good?
I didn't like the part about saying you need to know how to kill stuff and people...IF NEED BE.
How about, just you should know how to kill stuff and people. Period.
Heh heh, great!!!!! I will be looking forward to the post!
Wanna know when I get misty - eyed and choked up?
Every time I see Moses lift that musket and say...."Out of my COLD DEAD HANDS!"
I know one of you savvy computer types has the picture. Let's see it.
I can take it. I'll have a hanky ready.
I've never met a woman who liked Fight Club or who wouldn't get very angry with you for talking her into seeing it. Fight Club is definitely a man's movie. True, women tend to like Brad but he's made several movies that are not for women. Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Snatch, for instance.
You understand that we are all breaking the First Rule of Fight Club here...
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Oh no no no... Not me "BigB", my lips have been sealed!
>PAYS FOR THE DATE.
HA HA!! 50-50, take it or leave it.
>opens doors for a lady.
She wanted equal rights, she got 'em. Open it yourself, little girl.
>doesn't worry about living to be 90 ...
I see far more liberals drinking and smoking than anybody. Ask Peter Jennings how great it is.
>does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.
I think you mean ANY age.
>watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.
Watches no TV, period.
>A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress...
Nay. Under no circumstance do you go to psychiatrists; instead go to friends, family, or God.
>knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear,
Don't trash "fear". It's done me good.
>Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to)....
No, you may not cry - you must always be an Englishman. Who wrote this crap?
>When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, hell, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman...
Not unless I had something to do with that pregnancy.
>A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women.
But you're giving up your seat for her, opening doors, and paying her bills?
>A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner.
No, don't need that. I'm already a nationalist, with or without any symbolism.
>A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except officers above 2nd Lt)
Retros don't even ride the bus! They drive. And I wouldn't discriminate between officers or enlisted if I did. That's real tacky.
/jasper
Every time I turn the TV off, I don't see any of that stuff.
Cute premise for the article, but I don't think it makes you any more manly to redefine yourself in terms of the crap you see on the idiot box or people magazine. Here's manly: take care of your family, fix broken things, build stuff, help others out.
Seriously, I think it's pretty unmanly to have ever even heard of "Hot Topic" clothes.
This better include homebrewing!
Yep but a cough and a hack or having to clear your throat can be from anything.
Fight Club was one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen.
First and last time I saw it I could only imagine it was written by a screaming pinko fag with an S&M fetish whose only experience with getting or giving a beating was while tied to a bedpost smoking crack.
Retrosexual do not drink wine coolers, but straight up Jack Daniels and smoke no filter Pall Mall's.
Also they always protect the weak and the Ladies in a Gentleman's way.
Right from Wrong/Black and White is their credo.
Straight talk, no nonsense position on important issues.
Make sure , when you meet your creator, to have the boots on.
I would think Brad Pitt has been in more movies for guys than girls. Fight Club, True Romance, Snatch, 12 Monkeys and Troy among others.
Fight Club is great for several reasons, not the least of which is it is actually better than the book. How many movies can say that?
"First and last time I saw it I could only imagine it was written by a screaming pinko fag with an S&M fetish whose only experience with getting or giving a beating was while tied to a bedpost smoking crack."
Ya know, if you repeat this line, but do it using Roger Ebert's voice.... Now, THAT is funny!!!
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