Years ago, when I worked in the Travel Office for Burlington Industries, we had a lot of "PhD's" working in R&D.
When we planned trips for them, we had to write CONCISE directions, like "Leave your office, go to your car, drive to the airport..."
I mean, how else do you have people who leave notes like "Have you seen my cissors?"
You take me much too seriously. I've already told one poster I mention my degrees (all five) to tease people. I've met too many stupid Doctors to take mine seriously.