How's this for the title then?
"Evolution-The Origin of All Species Except One, And Don't Think That I'm Explaining That One, Because I'm NOT!"
"On The Origin of Species (but not Colors)."
"On The Origin of Species (but not Powered Flight, Which Hasn't Been Invented Yet But That's No Excuse)."
"On The Origin of Species (but not Continental Drift)."
"On The Origin of Species (but not Pi)."
"On The Origin of Species (but not Pie)."
"On The Origin of Species (but not Witches)."
"On The Origin of Species (but not Card Tricks)."