No, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night :-) Actually I think I understand random, as well as the meaning of "is".
Nothing occured by chance. There was no evolutionary process. A machine was programed to produce results. An intelligence determined whether they were good or bad BEFORE THEY EVER OCCURED. The programmer would have achieved the EXACT same result if he had stepped through his program for a sufficiently long time. Nothing evolved. The program produced the desired results, exactly as it was designed to do.
"ctually I think I understand random, as well as the meaning of "is"."
Your post says otherwise.