[drlevy88]

if we were all gabby little water vapors

It would be even more puzzling - how did the water vapors get so gabby?

[pending]

It would be even more puzzling - how did the water vapors get so gabby?

Errr...perhaps wet dreams?

I agree with you in the sense that there is no apparent mechanism in water to facilitate conversation.
So it would likely be...
How we doin this?
I don't know.
Me neither.
God must've did it.
Yeah.
...
Wanna go see a ballgame?