Posted on 08/16/2005 6:37:45 AM PDT by dukeman
My Dingaling
"Let's Get Drunk and Screw"
OUTSTANDING! LOL!
"Put Some Ice on it, Honey"
"Your cheatin heart"
Right on with that one. Good choice.
I think where alone now - Tiffany.
lol
hehe thats funny
Who will save your soul. - Jewel
A little bit of Monica's all I need, etc...
Sex Machine by James Brown
The Bitch is Back by Elton John
Tonight She Comes by The Cars
Big Girls Don't Cry by The 4 Seasons
TNT -- AC/DC
See me ride out of the sunset
On your colour TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun
Ain't got no knife
But don't you start no fight
'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode
I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
Don't you mess me 'round
'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Pick any song from an archive of Squeeze lyrics, including Tempted, Slap and Tickle, and Pulling Mussels From A Shell
My Ding-a-ling - Chuck Berry
Blue Bayou - Linda Ronstadt
Good Girls Don't - The Knack
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee - Frank Zappa
Death On Two Legs - Queen
I Put A Spell On You - CCR
Chain Of Fools - Aretha Franklin
Our Lips Are Sealed - Go-Go's
The Stripper - David Rose Lee
The Wanderer - Dion And The Belmonts
One-Sided Love Afair - Elvis
Hold On! I'm Coming - Sam And Dave
Highway To Hell - AC/DC
Tube Snake Boogie - ZZ Top
A String Of Pearls - Glenn Miller
Take The Money And Run - Steve Miller Band
I could go on and On
Jamaica Jerk Off - Elton John
"Take this love and shove it up your big , fat a**" by Joe Pesci.
How about "Cross-eyed Mary" by Jethro Tull....it would have to be renamed "Cross-eyed Monica" however.
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in"
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