You're really something :-).
We used to live pretty near McMinnville. Caucasian recyclables area, mostly ... but this inbred waste of carbon is clearly a step down from that.
Hey, we've got 150 and counting on this thread...this was a public service, dangit!
I don't think I'd have *quite* the case of brain cooties about this if the kid had been 16. It's still an abuse of authority, it's still a criminal offense (in some states), it's still wrong, but there's a world of difference between a 16-year-old and a 13-year-old. I could see her getting nine months and supervised release for a 16-year-old...but jeez, a 13-year-old? That really is still child abuse.
And in the small world department, one of the guys I share an office with up here is from somewhere around Monroe. He lives in Richmond during the week and drives back to Monroe on the weekends to see his ex, kids, and current fiancee and *her* kids. Very Brady-Bunchish.
}:-)4