[Landru]

"Why is the life preserever shaped like a toilet seat?"

Now that's a dumb question.

It's *not* a "Life Preserver".

...it's his crown.

[AliVeritas]

LOLOLOL

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"Why is the life preserver shaped like a toilet seat?"

That's some type of liberal joke. Liberals are into adolescent bathroom humor.Since the days of JFK, those liberal boating parties can...uh...get a little wild. No doubt he has a humidor on board for Clinton. And scuba gear for Ted Kennedy.