Somebody should bag those up for sale.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/display_sound.php?ep_number=906&ep_name=The Death of Eric Cartman&snd=http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/sounds/906/YOU_ATE_THE_SKIN.wav&snd_name=Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!
Ever try J&J's Microwave Pork Rinds? Pretty much the same thing, except not nearly as much fat (about 2g for as much as one can practically eat at one seating), no cholesterol, low carbs, and lots of protein...