[tomkow6]

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.

Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

[Lady Jag]

Q: Why are elephants big, wrinkled, large, grey and hairy?

A: Because if they were small, round, smooth, white and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets.