"Personally I'd consider selling my house and moving somewhere not ruled by fascists and socialists, though such places are getting harder and harder to find."
That's a good idea but these gun-grabber, UN-loving, socialist termites are like rust, they never sleep. They'll eventually get to wherever you are because there's really nothing to hold them back. They don't honor laws and the people who are supposed to uphold the laws don't either.
If it gets that bad where I am, I just won't comply but instead will wrap those evil looking guns in plastic and find a nice, safe place nearby to bury them. If it gets bad enough where you really need them they will be close to hand. I imagine there are lots of them already buried in the mountains here.
Why bother? If the time ever comes when you have to bury them, then that's the time to use them.
I buried a couple back in 99 and when I moved I dug 'em up. I used a 6" pvc sewer pipe and filled it with nitrogen and sealed both ends. I actually buried them cause I was in a high crime area and these were extras. Anyway they were in perfect condition when I dug "em up.
Rust never sleeps? I love a well-mixed metaphor.
There, thats better now.