In an IMAO Podcast from a couple of weeks ago, our man Harvey said the Bill Clinton Presidential Library is "shaped like a wet cigar" while the Hillary Clinton wing of the library is "shaped like an unquenchable thirst for power."
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wet cigar - gross. kind of like a phalax symbol.
Hitlery's should be in the shape of a serrated knife (for a well-placed hit in the back) or twisted screw (that's what she does to people when they're not looking).