500 million years?
500 million years.....I didn't know you could live that long. Maybe I'll have to sign on with your deity.
Observable time says, "No way." Experiments say, "no way."
But, just cause I'm a really, really nice guy, I'll give you the 500 million and raise you 6.5 billion more. The inanimate stuff in your test tube will always be inanimate stuf.