Allegedly real quote shamelessly stolen from another board:
"I summon my blue-eyed slaves anytime it pleases me. I command the Americans to send me their bravest soldiers to die for me. Anytime I clap my hands a stupid genie called the American ambassador appears to do my bidding. When the Americans die in my service their bodies are frozen in metal boxes by the US Embassy and American airplanes carry them away, as if they never existed. Truly, America is my favorite slave."
-King Fahd Bin Abdul-Aziz, Jeddeh 1993
Enlightening.
I was just going to post that Fahd quote. Thanks for adding it here.