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To: newzjunkey

I used to raspberry my babies' tummies, armpits, and sometimes even their (freshly-bathed) bottoms. We would play games in which I was a snarling monster and when time for the big bite came, it was a raspberry. The kids always made that adorable squealing noise babies make when they're truly delighted, and then they'd laugh that fat baby laugh. Sometimes I would devour their fingers and toes, too, or raspberry them in the throat, which tickled so much they'd absolutely scream with delight and try to imitate the raspberry noise. Come lock me up, officer. I guess I'm just a pervert.


38 posted on 07/27/2005 4:50:36 PM PDT by Capriole (I don't have any problems that can't be solved by more chocolate or more ammunition.)
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To: Capriole

My 20 month old LOVES to run around naked. I took pictures of her on the big wheel bike that has a noise button that sounds like a real motorcycle. What a hilarious picture. I sent it to my best friend, but told her, you have to be careful these days with naked little kids, everyone over-reacts, so don't show it to anyone else.


42 posted on 07/27/2005 4:57:54 PM PDT by justche (No one can go back and make a brand new start, any one can start now and make a brand new ending)
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To: Capriole

Oh your descriptions bring back memories of my teenagers. Fat baby laugh. I am smiling with tears in my eyes at the memories.


54 posted on 07/27/2005 5:05:58 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: Capriole

If you want to meet up with some folks who really have their head up their a**, go to Raleigh, North Carolina and say hello to any city or state official. They are so damned cocksure of their stupidity they reek havoc on the folks who live there. They hate business, love welfare and freebies from the feds, but can't put up street signs or highway directions to save their proverbial butts! What a collective bunch of backwards yahoos.Problem is, the dumba**es think they are smart! This is where Kerry's "running mate" Edwards lives. Sound familiar?


56 posted on 07/27/2005 5:08:00 PM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: Capriole
...sometimes even their (freshly-bathed) bottoms...Come lock me up, officer. I guess I'm just a pervert.

But a very brave one! :-P
A Filipino lady I worked with mentioned to me once that her mother, overcome with joy at having a grandson, kissed his testicles; I made the appropriate "eeeeew" noises and she spent the next few days explaining to me that it was a cultural thing, perfectly normal. I dunno...

59 posted on 07/27/2005 5:09:22 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("Se habla, MoFo!")
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To: Capriole

That "fat baby" sound they make is just musical, isn't it?
This news story has really touched a nerve with me and I don't even have kids!


120 posted on 07/28/2005 5:32:30 AM PDT by Muzzle_em
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