Better Turkey than Boston.
Better NOWHERE!
'Better Turkey than Boston."
That depends where in Boston. I wouldn't be upset if it happened in a small Beacon Hill townhouse or if a bloviating whale set himself on fire from too much scotch and an illegal Cuban cigar.
Humm, let me think about that, ah, what part of Boston? Not SOuthie, maybe better than the North end, but certainly not Southie.
Now where in Boston does johnnie kerry live, Beacon Hill? Better turkey than beacon Hill? Humm, have to think about that.
/sarcasm>
Boston's got a few Turkeys though.