Very funny. Third kid, no sleep, yeah, I can see it!
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Nope, don't buy that either. I had 4 kids (three of them 3-1/2 & younger) and all the other kids would make enough racket not to forget the baby. And believe me, there were plenty of sleepless nights.
You don't buy what I just said? About my personal experience with leaviing a baby in a restaurant? Or about this father?