"Since you'll consent to ANYTHING to make yourself "safer", I can give you about 1,000 more instructions. Would you like me to post them, or freepmail them."
No, thanks. The first two tips you gave above were not clear. In fact, it's hard to discern what you're trying to say. I would imagine the rest of your "instructions" to be also not very effective in communicating them.
Here, i'll speak slowly.
Stay .... inside .... and ... you ... will .... be .... safer .... than .... if .... you .... go .... outside.
Does anyone know sign language?