"After you've been on FR long enough, you start to realize, it's all Darksheare's fault." -unnamed source
Eeep!
I have been outed in the world community!
I must now pose for Vogue and Vanity Fair!
Again, congratulations 'tronski and 'borg!
I'm having trouble coming up with a suitably useful and amusing bad idea that suits the occasion.
Don't forget to move to London so you can "raise your children outside of the US"