To: Salvation; Coleus; NYer; SoothingDave; cyborg; onyx; fortunecookie; ArrogantBustard; Ramius; ...
Planned Barrenhood has tonight issued an urgent fundraising mailer to its membership: "They're Catholic, they're probably about to engage in bountiful fecundity. Won't you act now? We're just $10 from sending them some fine UN condoms! Please don't waste another second in this moment of crisis!"
25 posted on
07/21/2005 8:29:18 PM PDT by
Petronski
(So, ma cherie, you like ze boum boum?)
To: Petronski
You couldn't have found a more deserving partner.
Your wedding gift is in the mail... sorry I couldn't
make it.
Holtz
JeffersonRepublic.com
131 posted on
07/21/2005 8:48:18 PM PDT by
JeffersonRepublic.com
(Visit the Jefferson Republic for a conservative news portal.)
To: Petronski
132 posted on
07/21/2005 8:48:25 PM PDT by
Miss Behave
(Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
To: Petronski; cyborg
503 posted on
07/22/2005 5:48:52 AM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Petronski
So, Petro, I just have one question..........have you lost your mind?!.........LOL
Oh well, speaking from someone who has been happily married for 32 years, best of luck to ya both, from me and "toots".
oh, and nice tag line! 
Apparently she does!
591 posted on
07/22/2005 8:37:37 AM PDT by
Allosaurs_r_us
(I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
To: Petronski; cyborg
This really really made my day! I was wondering...
Best wishes to you both!
724 posted on
07/22/2005 8:45:52 PM PDT by
Marie Antoinette
(The same thing we do every day, Pinky. We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Countdown to #8)
To: Petronski
766 posted on
07/25/2005 8:54:43 AM PDT by
stand watie
(being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
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