No joke. To be a name that has not been floated, I think that the nominee would have to be me.
I would have said 'me', but I was floating in the pool last night.
Or me. I mean, at 34, I could serve a long, long time (God willing). Plus, it's perhaps the easiest job in the world. I mean, you have one document that you have to know inside and out. ONE DOCUMENT! A total of 7,620 words including amendments, and some of those words have been repealed! No interpretation necessary. If you realize that "for public use" doesn't mean anything other than "for public use", you can be a Supreme Court Justice. Even Microsoft Word can tell you that the word "privacy" does not appear.
It really amazes me that so many justices make the job so difficult, when even a non-lawyer like me can figure it out. That's why someone needs to tell W that I'm still available.