I'll take a Bloody Mary...to who's tending bar?
Heck I don't need no steekin' bartender, All I need is a cooler! ;-)
A bloody mary sounds awesome, I haven't had one of those in a while. I just happen to have some vodka on hand.
Here's one of my favorite true stories.. at a brunch at the Castle Harbor hotel in Bermuda...mid 80's..lady in front of me asks the bartender for a Virgin Mary. He politely inquires as to what that is. She responds... a Bloody Mary without the vodka...He says.."Here, ma'am, we call that a Bloody Shame"