One possible nominee that no one has thought of until now... the man behind the golden EIB microphone, El Rushbo, Rush Limbaugh... Rush can do his show live from the Supreme Court chambers 5 days a week and still take days off here and there to play in his favorite pro-am golf tournaments. Maybe Sean Hannity could stand in for him on decisions that come up when he is away... just like old times. ;)
You cannot possibly be serious.