Heck, why not go ahead and throw away the History, Science and Math books as well. Before long the requirements for graduating high school will be if the student can boil water.
That won't happen, children could get scalded.
No, that would be discriminatory and hurtful to those who cannot boil water.
no no no.. boiling water is hot.. someone would definitely sue the school district over that. instead, maybe if they can drink water through a straw? thats pretty tough right?