Bun Cook
Cory Pecker, Mike Pudlick, Lance Pitlick, Michael Peca and Jussi Pekkala will be more popular than ever. There will be a revival of interest in Doug Mohns. Where have you gone, Brian Lavender? Kevin Paul DuPont will ask. And you too, Bill Root? Paul Dyck will likely return from Germany. In fact, there have been 20 Dycks playing organized hockey. Those Dycks can hold their heads high. Jordin Tootoo can wear what he wants. Pat Cox misses the game. Bryce Cockburn, put some ice on that. Robin Big Snake is a comer. Dick Duff is a little dusty. Les Kuntar has nothing to be ashamed of. Guido Titzhoff (German League) can get that operation he/she's always wanted. They'll probably name an award after Bun Cook.
Ron Tugnutt, leave that testicle alone. Did Galen Head get a job? Goalie Chris Pusey doesn't get enough. Bob Boughner plays soft. We won't see the likes of Andreas Wanker again. They didn't call Lumme Jyrki for nothing. If I'm trying to buy frozen sperm, do I call Semen Co.? (Dave Semenko).
Ron Tugnutt
Had enough? I have.