[Disambiguator]

Yes, I believe my husband and his networking group spend time in their lab cutting the heads off chickens.

Maybe not chickens, but they are probably trimming the ends of Cat5e cable and then using the cuttings to tell fortunes (similar to reading entrails).

:^)

[Tax-chick]

and then using the cuttings to tell fortunes (similar to reading entrails).

They might as well disembowel goats. When they use digital diagnostic equipment to evaluate network issues, the CIO says, "Yeah, well that doesn't prove anything!"