[Travis McGee]

This is what the fence looks like in San Diego. It's made of rusty old surplus SeaBee runway mats. Helpfully, it was installed with the corrogations horizontal to serve as toeholds. Nine year olds can climb it carrying soccer balls in each hand.

[Borax Queen]

I'm worried they might get tetanus, climbing it. Don't you think we should smooth it out and also make the landing softer?